Star-kissed

 Memo for the record.


To:  Charlie the Tuna

From:  Dave

Re:  My donation

Charlie, I hope you get some use out of those shorts that flew off the lifelines when we were in Savusavu shopping.  I enjoyed them very much for the brief (no pun intended) time I had them.  You will find them not stretched out, maybe a little smelly in the back.  The jet black color should complement your scales quite nicely.

Regrettably, I have learned my lesson and will not be making further donations.  Don’t take it personally.

With regards,

Commando Dave

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