From the 'You Can't Make This Shit Up' files...

 So I'm taking a shower at Nawi.  The shower block has inside access and all the showers are open to the outside, with privacy walls and nice little gardens, etc.  Very cool.  Emphasis on 'open to the outside.'  These are big showers. Several of the showers are for couples - or at least they have two separate shower heads.  You can easily hear the water running in the next shower.  Some people haven't learned that.

So like I said, I'm taking a shower and hear the couple next door.  The wife says "Honey, can I ask you a dumb question?"  "Sure, dear."  "If I bend over can you see if I need any shaving around my ass?"

No, I didn't lose it like a seventh grader.  However, it took all the self-control I don't have to bite off my "Looks fine to me!"contribution to this little drama.  I know some of you will be disappointed.  Frankly, so am I.  I was still weighing the pros and cons as I left.  Next time I'm going to butt in.  (Yes, that pun was intended.)

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