He's baaaaaaack: Redux

"Zika One, Zika One.  Zika Two."

"What's up, Goose?"

"He's back, Maverick.  I saw a grey tarp being used as a sunshield over his boat."

"I'll believe it when I see it, Goose.  Remember the last time?  How he promised to keep up his blog?  See how well that worked out?"

"Yeah, I know, Mav.  It's just that...that...this time it looks like he might mean it."

"Ok, let me rephrase...I'll believe it when I read it."

"Understood, Zika One.  Goose out."

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