Shirley's back...

 Zika One!  Zika One!  This is Zika Two!

Go ahead, Goose.

Maverick, we're being supplanted!

That's a big word for you, Goose.

It's true!  The Zika virus is not the terror it used to be.  There's a new kid on the block called Den-gee.

Dengue?  That's old school, Goose.  Been around for centuries, most likely.  So what?

Well, we're no longer the tip of the spear, striking fear into humans as we spread our Zika hither and yon.

'Hither and yon'?  Supplanted? Have you been doing crossword puzzles again, Goose?

I have, Mav, but that's irrelevant.  This virus may put us out of business.

Why so, Goose?  We can spread Dengue as well as Zika.  Possibly at the same time.  All we have to do is find a carrier.

You mean someone who engages in risky personal practices, who cares nothing for their fellow humans except to use them up discard their desiccated husk once drained of their essential juices?  You mean like the woman with the purple mohawk?

Yep.  Shirley.  I hear she's back, wreaking havoc on Viti Levu.

Well, what are we waiting for, Maverick?  Let's fly down there and spread some infection! 

10-4 Goose.  Exactly what I was thinking.



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